Iain
25th July 2004, 08:41 AM
Or:
May your ears turn to ar$eholes and all over your shoulders.
May the bluebird of happiness crap all over your cornflakes (ancient chinese proverb).
May the hairs on your turn to bullwhips and beat the crap out of you.
echnidna
25th July 2004, 09:42 PM
"May all your cows go dry and your chickens lose all their feathers"
popawisky
26th July 2004, 01:00 AM
May your chickens turn into emus and kick your dunny down