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10th August 2009, 02:58 PM
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<table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the NT. He was cruising along the creek bankin the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of a swamp..
He found a helpless Labor voter wearing shorts, thongs and a Kevin 07 t-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 15-foot crocodile.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Liberals wearing Liberal t-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the crocodile. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Labor supporter from the crocs grasp. Then using cricket bats, the three Liberals finished off the crocodile.
Two of the men dragged the dead crock onto the bed of their ute while the other tenderly placed the injured Labor supporter in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him.
“I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed.
“I have heard there was bitter hatred between Labor and Liberals, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one Liberal asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”
“Dude, that was was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about crocodile hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to<st1:city w:st="on"><st1> Darwin</st1></st1:city> and get another one?”<o></o>>
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<table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the NT. He was cruising along the creek bankin the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of a swamp..
He found a helpless Labor voter wearing shorts, thongs and a Kevin 07 t-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 15-foot crocodile.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Liberals wearing Liberal t-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the crocodile. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Labor supporter from the crocs grasp. Then using cricket bats, the three Liberals finished off the crocodile.
Two of the men dragged the dead crock onto the bed of their ute while the other tenderly placed the injured Labor supporter in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him.
“I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed.
“I have heard there was bitter hatred between Labor and Liberals, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one Liberal asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”
“Dude, that was was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about crocodile hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to<st1:city w:st="on"><st1> Darwin</st1></st1:city> and get another one?”<o></o>>
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