Source for Velostat

[silentC]

Does anyone know where I can get velostat in Australia? I need to make one of these: http://www.stopabductions.com

[Bob Willson]

To purchase Velostat in your area look in the yellow pages of your local phone book under Electronic Equip and Supls - Whsle and Mfrs. 3M has a great website where you can click on your state and find a distributor near you.

[ozwinner]

Yeah, I got mine from the bottom drawer in the kitchen.

You dont have to buy one, just make one from alifoil like I did.

Al :o

[silentC]

Thanks Bob but I don't like to use the telephone because they can get into my brain through the phone line.

Ya didn't click on the link, did ya :rolleyes:

[silentC]

Yeah, I got mine from the bottom drawer in the kitchen.

You dont have to buy one, just make one from alifoil like I did.

Al :o
How 'bout a piccy Al? Does it work?

[craigb]

Bugger the velostat, where do you get the Rocky and Bullwinkle hat? :D

This is the best web site I've seen in ages!!

(I think the alians are onto the alfoil trick Al) :D :D

[silentC]

CAUTION: Keep the thought screen helmet in the safest possible place when you are not wearing it. In Kentucky, one thought screen helmet was taken from a box that was in a closet. The abductee had dental work and could not wear it. She thought she put the helmet in a safe place. Additionally, three other thought screen helmets were taken by aliens when they were not being worn, two in Virginia and one in Brisbane, Australia.

Fess up, which one of you cane toads has lost your thought screen helmet?

[silentC]

This is getting scary:


The first thought screen helmets were made in 1998 and used aluminum foil

Explain yourself, Al.

[bitingmidge]

This is getting scary:
Explain yourself, Al.

I thought EVERYONE was using Alfoil AFDB's (http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html) which is why I didn't know what they were thinking.

I have a polar-tec beanie that stops damage to my AFDB from abrasion when I wear it under my cycle helmet.

Cheers,
:rolleyes:
P

[silentC]

Worth reading just for the discussion on how by the year 2050 we (the British-aligned English speakers) will be changing the name to alumininium to confound the North Americans. Damn those North Americans...

[ozwinner]

How 'bout a piccy Al? Does it work?It must work as I havent been abducted by aliens yet, well, I dont think I have?

My hat, even comes with a chin strap so I can wear it outside in the wind. :o

Al, nanu, nanu

[bitingmidge]

It must work as I havent been abducted by aliens yet, well, I dont think I have?

Al, nanu, nanu

I thought the "Al" was short for "Alien" but I may be wrong.

P

[bitingmidge]

Al,
Melaloy-re takhtad asountimon de Mondoshawan Metalkcta ligurat! Isperobera khrasma, perod'jun dat dero fergi hamas'met tatroskit zhit handlha...Tsouk tsouk...
Topometimbackta selovoy! Itoumalena palela fer kiko hammas statoncro bom sonoy dot pan-adindoskal.. nealla dindo... djalla boom... bada boom. hear it.

P

[ozwinner]

Ahh, the Fifth Element.


Al

[bitingmidge]

I'm still madly in love.

:D :D :D


P

[ozwinner]

I'm still madly in love.

:D :D :D


P
I hope its with the babe in the movie, and not me????????????? :o
'cause I am too. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/heartpump.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/heartpump.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/heartpump.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/heartpump.gif

Al

[vsquizz]

It must work as I havent been abducted by aliens yet, well, I dont think I have? nanu
We've got some bad news for you Al....

[Bob Willson]

Thanks Bob but I don't like to use the telephone because they can get into my brain through the phone line.

Ya didn't click on the link, did ya :rolleyes:Course I did. Where do you thinkI got the info from? Fess up, you didn't take the whole site in did you?
Click on the "Where to obtain materials" link.

[Ben from Vic.]

Al

Can't believe you actuly made a hat from foil! :D :D

I'd give you another greenie if I could.

Will you accept an IOU? :D

Ben.

[ozwinner]

Lifes too short to be serious all the time. :D

Its my mission in life to make people smile.
The hat was supriseingly warm, I might start selling them. :cool:

Al

[Driver]

Al

Be careful, mate. If they can't get into your thought processes because of the alfoil helmet, that only leaves the anal probe . . . . :eek:

[Bob Willson]

He already had it Ben. He only had to take it out of its radiation proof, alien inspectoscope proof box that he has hidden in another dimension that is completely invisible to just about all aliens. The only people who were not born on this planet that can actually see it are known as the ALiens. But shhhh. it's a secret.

[bitingmidge]

The hat was supriseingly warm. :cool:


Yeah, I'll say! After the first couple of k's on the pushie, the sweat just pours off my brow.

I thought about sealing it on with that tape Wayne uses for his DC, but wasn't sure if it would cause pressure to build up enough to split the hat, and didn't want to take the chance.

P
:confused: :confused: :confused:

[fxst]

so thanks to driver I now am wearin also the alfoil unterpantzen ya

[bitingmidge]

so thanks to driver I now am wearin also the alfoil unterpantzen ya

I'd heard about guys who think with their d.................

No, I won't go there!
:D
P

[silentC]

Course I did. Where do you thinkI got the info from? Fess up, you didn't take the whole site in did you?
Click on the "Where to obtain materials" link.

Sorry Bob, should've known better. It's not in your nature to be so helpful :D :D

[gatiep]

Bunch of adults with too much time on their hands. Get into your sheds and make some saw dust!

[silentC]

Get into your sheds and make some saw dust!
Love to Joe, can I tell my boss you said it was OK? :D

[Wood Borer]

Do these helmets help your hair grow or just make hair grow?

They look so good as Al has demonstrated but if they make hair grow all the better. I am thinking of wearing one but I am a little concerned about wearing an Al Foil one in a lightning storm.

- Wood Borer

[ozwinner]

Rob

You need to wear one of these things all the time, apart from stopping your thoughts being stolen, Im sure I felt me hair growing.
They also make you attractive to the opposite sex, unless you wear it backwards, in which case you better run........................... :eek:

Al, with his hat on frontwards. :)

[craigb]

Do these helmets help your hair grow or just make hair grow?

They look so good as Al has demonstrated but if they make hair grow all the better. I am thinking of wearing one but I am a little concerned about wearing an Al Foil one in a lightning storm.

- Wood Borer

No problem. Just get the "Rocky and Bullwinkle" helmet and wear it underneath. This will insulate you from the lightning but still safeguard your thoughts.

HTH
Craig

[Wood Borer]

Could they be used if you went diving in areas where electric eels are prevalent?

Could you connect electrodes between your foil jocks and the foil helmet to stun fish?

- Wood Borer (thinker)

[silentC]

You might end up with a stunned mullet if you did that. :D

[Driver]

You might end up with a stunned mullet if you did that. :D

With reflexes like that, you don't have to be able to remember jokes. I just spilled my coffee! :D

[Wood Borer]

Driver,

Check out the Perth woodwork show thread.

- Wood Borer

[Driver]

Driver,

Check out the Perth woodwork show thread.

- Wood Borer

Checked and replied! :cool: