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wheelinround
6th August 2009, 05:53 PM
Mums in group therapy





A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
Mothers and their small children.



You all have obsessions,' he observed.



To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy.'



He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too
shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'



At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.

The Bleeder
6th August 2009, 05:54 PM
Ahh...Wheelin you're sick and twisted...just like most of us

wheelinround
6th August 2009, 06:00 PM
:d

Skew ChiDAMN!!
6th August 2009, 06:44 PM
I can't help but wonder what he'd make of the kid's names of one of my friends; Jade, Pearl & Crystal? (Seriously!)

Allan at Wallan
6th August 2009, 08:59 PM
Mums in group therapy





A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
Mothers and their small children.



You all have obsessions,' he observed.



To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy.'



He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too
shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'



At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.

Complications developed later when, in 1966. Penny changed
her name to "Cent".:D

Allan