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qld
3rd August 2009, 02:47 PM
Ive heard them called amplifying shower heads.

Stevenp
3rd August 2009, 04:42 PM
"Adjustable shower head" would do it for me. I assume you mean "adjustable" as in water flow. Cheers Steven.:2tsup:

qld
3rd August 2009, 05:40 PM
Water flow only. The head does not come off be handled like a hose. It is not like a disabled shower.

Ian Smith
3rd August 2009, 06:30 PM
Know exactly what yer talkin' about..... Wouldn't touch 'em with a barge pole. :no:
They make yer little hooks made out of welding rods rust, they'll cause yer little lights that you use personal heaters to flicker, (that's the amplifier in 'em doing that... doesn't like water apparently but Soundman knows more about that stuff), they'll make yer Whirlybirds spin backwards wildly out of control and cause 'em to suck in vast amounts of water. which will cause more mold to develop. If you use the water out of 'em to do the washing and leave yer clothes in it for too long - peeeeeew!! - they'll smell so bad you'll havta burn 'em and don't, what ever you do, don't place them anywhere near a 150 watt light bulb - they'll explode in a second (or less) scattering pieces of whatever electrical item you have recently disassembled all over the place. However, it might solve the smelly clothes issue so be sure to place them nearby - just in case.

I don't believe this:rolleyes:
Any one remember the "Three Billy Goats Gruff??"

Christopha
3rd August 2009, 07:07 PM
Know exactly what yer talkin' about..... Wouldn't touch 'em with a barge pole. :no:
They make yer little hooks made out of welding rods rust, they'll cause yer little lights that you use personal heaters to flicker, (that's the amplifier in 'em doing that... doesn't like water apparently but Soundman knows more about that stuff), they'll make yer Whirlybirds spin backwards wildly out of control and cause 'em to suck in vast amounts of water. which will cause more mold to develop. If you use the water out of 'em to do the washing and leave yer clothes in it for too long - peeeeeew!! - they'll smell so bad you'll havta burn 'em and don't, what ever you do, don't place them anywhere near a 150 watt light bulb - they'll explode in a second (or less) scattering pieces of whatever electrical item you have recently disassembled all over the place. However, it might solve the smelly clothes issue so be sure to place them nearby - just in case.

I don't believe this:rolleyes:
Any one remember the "Three Billy Goats Gruff??"

Either this bloke has a brilliant sense of humour/the ridiculous or he is the universes biggest dill. I hope it's the former!

rrobor
3rd August 2009, 07:09 PM
I was trying for a reply, but nah, cant top that, Nice one Ian

Rossluck
3rd August 2009, 08:09 PM
Either this bloke has a brilliant sense of humour/the ridiculous or he is the universes biggest dill. I hope it's the former!

I want what he's having .... :U

kiwigeo
3rd August 2009, 10:09 PM
Actually I have a question.....can I plug an adjustable shower head into a 150watt light socket?

Ian Smith
3rd August 2009, 10:13 PM
Yep - - and you'll ge a shower of sparks!!:D

Five Thumbs
3rd August 2009, 11:15 PM
Dear Sir or madam

I refer to your initial enquiry concerning your unidentified device. Having ascertained that there are no internal or external security issues to consider, I am pleased to be able to release the report of the Inter Departmental Committee convened to consider this matter.

After due consideration and having regard to specific dualities and fractals (actually there were no fractals involved but I do like the term) and with the usual disclaimers, the IDC leans towards the following, non binding title:

Multidirectional Precipitation Organiser

Your Obedient Servant

Sir Humphrey Applesauce OBE & Bar

kiwigeo
3rd August 2009, 11:28 PM
:laughing1: