What's your ideal occupation?

[Eastie]

Seeing there are a few unhappy work types on the board I thought I'd throw this in:

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

For my full name I could be a stand up comedian, but if I enter what people call me it recons I should be a pole dancer :eek: (anyone for a lap dance :D)

If I use my fictitious forum name I should be an animal therapist;) (Hmm, Eastie the funny pole dancing animal therapist)

Sturdee the lumberjack, Shane the top gun pilot, Neil the Hippy :D:D:D

[silentC]

Rear End of Panto Cow

Figures :rolleyes:

[DanP]

Bunjee Jumper from my first name. Reality TV show Star from my whole name. Rear of Panto Cow - screen name. :confused:

Dan

[Wongo]

Second-Hand Car Salesman :(

It is actually perfect for me because I know nothing about car. Want to buy a Holden Falcon? :cool:

[craigb]

Astrologer :confused:

Woo cosmic :)

[Wood Borer]

Wood Borer, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising!!!!!

Perhaps I have been kidding myself for too long.

- Wood Borer

[goat]

prime minister,:eek: hell were in trouble

[goat]

or with my full name Your ideal job is a Gigolo. :o

[Kev Y.]

Abreviated real name - CHURCH MINISTER ( YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!)

Screen Name - MERMAID :eek: :eek: :eek:

Full real name - PIRATE :cool: :rolleyes: ;) ;)

[Barry_White]

Used Car Salesman. I knew I should have stuck at it.

[Geoff Allen]

I think theres been a mistake

For various bits of my name and full name I'm told I should become a
professional shopper/puppeteer/office gopher/ street sweeper. These are already part of my job description since I'm in a small business.
BUT abbreviate my first name and I am to become a 'spinster with cats'. I can't stand cats and it would take a lifetime of undo's to become a spinster (might be a bit of fun though!).

Well back to the knitting
Spinster geoff

[bitingmidge]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
I kid you not.

P
:D

[HappyHammer]

Mermaid apparently, only problem is I can't sing......

This is interesting though because what I'd really like to do for a living is be a Marine Biologist. For a start just the thought of five years at the Uni in Townsville playing with fish would be great....I think I'll recommend one of my kids go into this field and stay as far away from the corporate world as possible.

HH

[RETIRED]

First Name: Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

First and surname: Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

Full Name:Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.

[Zed]

im either a movie star, satan or an animal therapist.

satan is probably the closest...

[Ivan in Oz]

I don't know.
Suicide Bomber................ :eek:

If I use my Signiture name


Alien Navigator..................I do not know where this is going :confused:

If I use "Count",
it's "Anything where you can kiss ass"


Gimme a break :( :( :mad: :mad:

[derekcohen]

I get to be a Lumberjack!

Well as long as it is not part of Monty Python and I don't have to sing....

Regards from Perth

Derek

[Bob Willson]

Bob Willson, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.
Yahoo.


Jeremy Willson, Your ideal job is a Topless Model.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiig smirk

Hah, you losers. :D


Jeremy Robert Willson, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.
Does life get any sweeter.. :) :) :)

[vsquizz]

Oh no....Bearded Lady at the Circus..:eek:

[Sturdee]

Sturdee the lumberjack

Or using my christian names and surname I could be either a "hypnotist", "bunjee jumper", "litter warden" or "anything where you can kiss ass".

No wonder I retired early :D because I was doing all of the above whilst working as a bean counter.


Peter.

[Grunt]

Real Name = Brain Surgeon
Grunt = Satan

Sorry to disappoint those who thought my real name is Grunt

[echnidna]

I'm supposed to be good at the job I do now!!

But it didnt tell me which one of the jobs I do now!!

[echnidna]

Though if it was all up to me I would like to be Vice President!!
Just drooling about it ... in charge of all that vice!!

[journeyman Mick]

Screen name: office gopher (yeah right)
fiirst name: nun (I don't think so!)
nick name: 2nd hand car salesman (not a chance!)
full name: Head teacher (well, maybe :))

[ozwinner]

Allan, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.


Al, Your ideal job is a God.


Allan Russell, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

ozwinner, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

I think Ill take the first option :cool:

Al

[jackiew]

hmm....

name I'm known as to most people ... mime artist
name as given at birth ... housekeeper
login name here .... litter warden
title i use if I play any computer games .... village idiot!!!!

how come i don't get any of the good ones

[silentC]

Could be worse, you could be the asre-end of a horse like me :rolleyes:

[Driver]

Driver gets to be an Air Stewardess (?) - I thought they called them Cabin Attendants these days :confused:

Captain Crabtree is apparently a Dietician. 'Good Moaning! Stip ooting all that unheelthy foad!"

My real name(s) gets to choose between Street Sweeper and Quiz Show Contestant.

[John Saxton]

John.....Top Gun Pilot ...couldn't fly S*^t :p

Full name same as above

Johnno ...........airsteward(ess) :eek:



Cheers :)

[BigPop]

Mine are :-
"Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. "
Traffic Warden
Rabbit Slayer

[Wayne Davy]

Full name: Office Gopher (what's new)
First and Last: MSP (???)

Wifes name: Movie star
(she's gunna love that)