Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

[bullfright]

111001
i'll have to pass to bullfright, sorry, am away at the moment.

[Lignin]

Nuns with guns!!:q:q

[Lignin]

The Winchester Sisters of Little Mercy.:doh::doh:

[tea lady]

Nun guns.

Hunt'n' for God!

If you see Buddha on the road shoot him......

[Ozkaban]

Those $@#^%$# Mormons better not knock again during dinner!

[wheelinround]

Big Gun Nun's for God


Now do your freakin homework or

Say ya Preys ya little tike.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now, what was that smartarse crack about Nunchuks?

[pugwash]

Eliot Ness's new undercover squad ready to go into action against the bootleg sweet sherry producers at Fat Mary's Convent.

(Coincidentally, the squad consists of five pairs of identical twins)

[Groggy]

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[Billy]

welcome to the John Wayne Church of Perpetual Shooting.

[bullfright]

The Winchester Sisters of Little Mercy.:doh::doh:

Like this one the most.

[Calm]

Wheres Whoopy?

[Lignin]

Sorry, in hospital.Atrial fibrillation and warfarin stabilisation.Boring, but essential.
Somebody else have a crack, and I'll be home in a few days!

[tea lady]

Sorry, in hospital.Atrial fibrillation and warfarin stabilisation.Boring, but essential.
Somebody else have a crack, and I'll be home in a few days!:oo: Geez That's a good excuse.:rolleyes:

[RETIRED]

In the vein of invisible things.

[pugwash]

Big Bazza, National Air Guitar champon, tries his hand at competetive cycling.

[wheelinround]

Big Bazza, National Air Guitar champon, tries his hand at competetive cycling.

Big Bazza has Pigtails Pugwash:p

[pugwash]

Big Bazza has Pigtails Pugwash:p

Big Bazza is an air guitar champion. You wouldn't expect him to conform to society's conventional views of normality and sexual stereotypes.:U

[tea lady]

Undaunted by the theft of their bikes, the team went on to come third overall.:cool:

[wheelinround]

Big Bazza is an air guitar champion. You wouldn't expect him to conform to society's conventional views of normality and sexual stereotypes.:U

Obviously not also ha breast inplants

[wheelinround]

The Team that looked after the New Stealth B2 bomber thought they'd have a go at Cycling using the same materials for the bikes.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

After the race, the team amused the crowd with their rendition of John Cleese's "Yorkshiremen."




I hate these bikes! If I'm not losing the pedals, the seat is disappearing up my clacker!

[wheelinround]

:)(:rofl::aro-u: sorry skew but the ring in your avitar ...........

[bullfright]

When bike thieves strike...........................

[RETIRED]

The Team that looked after the New Stealth B2 bomber thought they'd have a go at Cycling using the same materials for the bikes.Take it away Ray.

[wheelinround]

BRB TY :2tsup:

[wheelinround]

Hoot mon Donald where's ya troosers

[tea lady]

The Great Highland Stare out contest enters the third hour, and people are on the edge of their seats.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

See the dancing staff! No strings attached! Nothing up the sleeves, nothing under the kilt...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Och, ye daft sassenachs! Ye call this piddly wee thing a caber?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!

[Lignin]

Well what did you expect?? A cobra??

OR.............

Scottish Snake Charming (Och, it's too expensive to keep a real snake)

OR.....

If I take my eyes off it, it will strike.

[Groggy]

McDougall, the Drum-Major, was totally confused by his inability to get his mace off the ground.

The band, as a practical joke, had filled it with rare 'earth' magnets.

[pugwash]

"Yep. Looks straight to me. I'll take this one!"

[bullfright]

"I'll clear this thing with a standing jump and hope it doesn't end up in me kilt"

[Claw Hama]

I don't know why the brothers gave me a walking stick with and ash tray in the end? I don't smoke!

[wheelinround]

Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!


Your's Skew:2tsup:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now ya see it, now ya don't... :rolleyes:

[tea lady]

Cupid comes a cropper with a chopper in Afganistan.

[wheelinround]

It slices it dices it flocks the feathers

[Claw Hama]

Look! ......is it a bird? .....is it a plane? no, it's, well, it was a bird!

[underfoot]

and as a symbolic gesture they released the white dove of peace as they flew off from another successful mission

[rotten_66]

Blackhawk down!

[pugwash]

Due to some idiot leaving the door off, the company mascot, Ernie the Emu, makes a dramatic escape.
Unfortunately Ernie, in the heat of the moment, had quite forgotten that he can't fly.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I got a good couple of giggles over my shoulder in this lot. :2tsup:

Once more it's a toss up... TL's got an instant guffaw from me, but I think Rotten_66 can take it this time.

[rotten_66]

That would be me then... so away we go with this one.

[Claw Hama]

OK I'll be the first...........doyouwantfrieswiththat??

[tea lady]

"So, den dese nuns! Day knock on da door again, an' dis time day got guns. Geez I tell ya Reggi, dat' just ain't playin' fair. But I tell ya! We got 'em in dee end. Di'n' we Gus? We Show'd 'em! Day just did not see it comin' !"

[wheelinround]

Peaking Duck

BBQ Duck

Duck alaronge

[pugwash]

"I keep coughing up this white stuff, I think I've got the bird flu."

"You should go to the doctor."

"I did. He said it's untweetable!"

[wheelinround]

First Duck:badair: From the Duck behind Hey now I know why humans call it a Duck's #### hair style

[bullfright]

There's gotta be some water around here somewhere................

[rotten_66]

Your up Pugwash

[pugwash]

Try this.

[tea lady]

The headless horsemen ride again.

[Ozkaban]

Are you getting ahead on that slab yet?

[RETIRED]

We use Harry for the kerbs cause he is always legless.

[rotten_66]

"Heads Up" was the cry as the barrow turned over.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The Taxi Rank outside the Crown Hotel was the first area to be affected by the petrol increase.

[underfoot]

Louigi !! I tell you da once, I tell you da twice, the slab she'sa 4 inch thick! not 4 foots thick

[pugwash]

Louigi !! I tell you da once, I tell you da twice, the slab she'sa 4 inch thick! not 4 foots thick


:U:UGo for it Underfoot.:U:U

[underfoot]

allrighty.... how about....

[wheelinround]

smart kid he knows by the time he's 25 his heart is going to have suffered from the food let alone the clone sorry clown

[Lignin]

Having "Cries" with your crapburger!!:q:q

[rosewood]

Well. Back to the drawing board with the Mcscary burger.

[bullfright]

Mommy, I need a happy meal!

[Ozkaban]

"I'm lovin' It"

[Ashore]

Mummy help i'm not wearing a nappy and its a supersize

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I said, "One Mac, hold the Special Sauce" ...not holding! :~

[tea lady]

Years later the discovery of this photo in the family album will explain a lot.

[springwater]

Terrorfried

[underfoot]

Well. Back to the drawing board with the Mcscary burger.
have a go rosewood :D

[underfoot]

ummm... ok, if rosewood isn't about,
skew or TL were next on the list...

[tea lady]

Here's one just for dinner time.:D
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_orZtZMfkcDI/SO_GlWD3TCI/AAAAAAAABhk/QOg0pk4HX3w/s400/funny-vegetables.jpg

[Ozkaban]

Hey Tomato! Why the glasses when you don't have any eyes?!?!

Well knock me down and serve me with cheese, Talking broccoli!

[springwater]

Kevin...Kevin...it was only a bad dream...

[Lignin]

But I don't have the cauliflowers' ears!!

[rotten_66]

Red, wished he had a cauli to help round up these heads of sheep.

[rosewood]

Look Harold, a tomato without any eyes.
Yeah, that is Grosse Lissie.
(Any vegetable growers out there will get this one.)

Btw sorry everyone, but sometimes my job drags me away from the computer for a couple of days.
Keep up the good work -- love this thread.:2tsup:

[pugwash]

"Well chaps," said Tommy tomato, "It looks like we're in the soup this time!"

[tea lady]

Where is everyone else's caption? Isn't cauliflower that inspiring? Or are you all out in the real world?:doh:

[Claw Hama]

You guys were suposed to come as vegetable stock not a vegetable flock!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mr. Heinz's new vegetable farm: guaranteed 100% meat free.

[wheelinround]

Flock the Halls with decks of Colly Falla la la la la la

[tea lady]

You guys were suposed to come as vegetable stock not a vegetable flock!:D Hama nails it this time.

[Grumpy John]

Okay, Hamma hasn't responded so I'll stick this one up for the time being. It's too good a thread to let it die :D.


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[rsser]

Rising fuel costs have led to increased interest in methane powered vehicles.

or

American roadtest reports on the new model Chinese scooter were not favourable.

or

The Chinese marketing department had difficulty understanding the market research finding that the model name should be 'lardarse special'.

[tea lady]

They don't make leather jackets in my size.:C

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Being a die-hard Greeny, Hans personally checks every litre of fuel he uses in his bio-diesel bike...

[bullfright]

The poor people using the crossing were quickly eaten by Mongo.

[Ozkaban]

The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!

[Ozkaban]

As Gawp sat at the pedestrian crossing, he couldn't help cursing those rediculous fuel labels and their fanciful claims...

[Grumpy John]

The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!

Take it away Oz. I'm surprised that there was not one Harley Fat Boy joke to be had.

[Groggy]

How about

"routing the exhaust to the center of the seat to heat the rider on cold days had some unforeseen side effects"

[rosewood]

Hmmmm- buy a bigger bike or spend all of my cash on Mcdonalds - tough choice.

[Ozkaban]

:2tsup:

Had a bunch of 'em, but forgot where I put them!

Try this one...

[wheelinround]

The wife has dragged me along shopping again I'd rather be dead!!!!

[rosewood]

Yeah yeah i know, i lost the bet (bloody wallabies).

[pugwash]

"Hey! Wake up! You're supposed to be at the NORTH Pole."

[Grumpy John]

Help!! Someone's stolen Ed's avatar.