Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

[Ozkaban]

Lets Flide to Flabster

[wheelinround]

How to get that Mubbles (Dick Tracey) and Michael Jackson look

[Gingermick]

YA lose 30lbs and 5 years for every circuit on the new flab-age blaster.

[fenderbelly]

free facial given with every ride, beats the nip and Tuck

[Groggy]

Mine would have been

"Imagine what they are going to look like once this thing starts!"

Gingermick, take it away...

[Gingermick]

ah ha
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID3747/images/elephant-size-poop.jpg

[Groggy]

Hey Mum! Look, it's Dumpo the elephant!

[pugwash]

Number twelves!! :o

[wheelinround]

Can someone pass the Jumbo size toilet roll

or

why is it that I never check to see if there is a toilet roll.

[Claw Hama]

Oh man, don't those chille peanuts burn!!

[Ozkaban]

Pachydump

[pugwash]

A trunk call of nature.

[pugwash]

" I wish I was an African elephant. Their bigger ears are better for wafting the smell away!"

[Gingermick]

Oh man, don't those chille peanuts burn!!

he looks a bit pained doesn't he. Go for it.

[Claw Hama]

Ok, try this one for size?:U

[RETIRED]

They went thataway.

[fenderbelly]

a devil may care attitude

[Gingermick]

Thomas Edisons Push-me-Pull-you.

[Ozkaban]

Uh, when I said I wanted a "big 2 seater bike with reverse to go touring on", I was more thinking of a Honda Goldwing...

[Ozkaban]

Oi! How'dya ged down from this friggin thing?!?!?

[underfoot]

why you facing the wrong way Frank??
.
.
cause if you're gonna dress like an idiot I'm going home!

[Groggy]

This is why you do not let committees design anything.

[tea lady]

We really need to get the metric conversion thing sorted Fred! :doh:

[Claw Hama]

It'sa close all round but I think Undie has it. Its one thing to ride a big, ok, realy big bike but to dress like that too.

[underfoot]

alrighty then....how about

[wheelinround]

Road rage monkey style

[Ozkaban]

Take that, you fool! I didn't knock you off your bike for a banana! Now, where's you're wallet?!?!?

[Claw Hama]

Hands over de chille peanuts pal, or de Eleephant will be back to visit ya.

[rosewood]

His mum told him over and over again that he was watching too many Jackie Chan movies.

[underfoot]

Take that, you fool! I didn't knock you off your bike for a banana! Now, where's you're wallet?!?!?
:D take it away Oz

[Ozkaban]

Okey Dokey. Couldn't find a bigger version of this, sorry!

Cheers,
Dave

[wheelinround]

Whats holding you guy's up??


Here you go Dave bit bigger

[Gingermick]

just shift her a bit toward the building, still got a bit of sun here.

[pugwash]

"Scuse me lads! Can you hurry up and finish this hand? I've got to move the digger!"

[rosewood]

"Nah i'm telling ya, the driveshaft rotates this way."

[wheelinround]

OH&S it is OH&S Boss

its Over-Head Shade.or Out Hot Sun

[rsser]

"Sorry, say again! How long does hydraulic lock last?? Oh really?? Sheeeet. Hey guys .... "

To be continued.

[pugwash]

"Sorry,no! We can't move the pipe. Theres 4 more guys playing poker in there"

[tea lady]

Just testing if this is an auspicious place for a cassino, Boss!

[Ozkaban]

"Sorry,no! We can't move the pipe. Theres 4 more guys playing poker in there"

:2tsup: like it Pugwash. Have a go!

[Ozkaban]

"Sorry, say again! How long does hydraulic lock last?? Oh really?? Sheeeet. Hey guys .... "

To be continued.

I only just got this :doh: If pugwash takes too long, have a go Rsser - keep the thread movin' :cool:

Cheers,
Dave

[rsser]

Here ya go.

Did a search of the forum on 'dog' so don't think this has been posted before.

If so, have another shot.

Added by : It opens now Ern:D

[wheelinround]

Here ya go.

Did a search of the forum on 'dog' so don't think this has been posted before.

If so, have another shot.

Added by : It opens now Ern:D


:o my sister in-law has a dog :roll:

[Ozkaban]

When blaming flatuence on the dog goes too far...

[underfoot]

pooopsie....ohh....pooooopsie where are yooouuu?

[rosewood]

Two tins of baked beans and that dog , in theory, should break the sound barrier.

[rsser]

I'd like to see that!

You win Rosewood.

[rosewood]

Something to think about over the weekend.
123523

[Ozkaban]

the Cow Jumped over the Moon...

[wheelinround]

Life in NSW State Politics is tough seen here is Nathan Rees political dumping by all the Bull they can muster.

[Ozkaban]

Though the ride didn't quite last the requisite 8 seconds, the cow was pretty pleased with how long she managed to stay on...

[Ozkaban]

Life in NSW State Politics is tough seen here is Nathan Rees political dumping by all the Bull they can muster.

Or more simply:

Kristina Keneally takes over from Nathan Rees...

[rsser]

Geez, the State of Corruption rules! ... given those replies.

Glad I live in the State of Incompetence.

[wheelinround]

geez, the state of corruption rules! ... Given those replies.

Glad i live in the state of incompetence. :u

[fenderbelly]

It''s no good burying your head in the sand, i can still see you

[pugwash]

Sorry guys, been real busy.

Caption: "Run Daisy, run! This here's quicksand!"

[rosewood]

It''s no good burying your head in the sand, i can still see you
Bit dissapointing in the number of responses.
Take it away.:U

[fenderbelly]

http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo260/funnyas/hescores.jpg

[Ozkaban]

That's got one of 'em out... now, where's the other one???

[rosewood]

His job is to kick the ball.
He succeeded.
Don't see a problem.:U

[wheelinround]

Vienna Boy's Choir pitch perfect tuning

[pugwash]

The Irish centre half takes his revenge on Thierrie Henri. "Handle those balls!" he cries.

[fenderbelly]

i will let it run until tomorrow to see if there is any more interest

[Claw Hama]

No, no, the rules state very clearly you must only kick the black and "white" ball.

[Groggy]

Air Bag underwear launches its new ad campaign.

[tea lady]

The new size sixteen boot was a little unbalancing.

[wheelinround]

I aimed for the ball Ref honest not the man :roll:

[fenderbelly]

It's your claw hammer

[wheelinround]

No sign of Claw

So here's a fill in.

[Ozkaban]

"Jesus Saves"

[Ozkaban]

It's a Mormon Jesus - He saves you whether you really wanted it or not...

[fenderbelly]

I hope the safety net is still there.

[Gingermick]

not on my right hand, my right , parks are on my right, you dill

[Grumpy John]

Nothing up my sleeve.................... oops!

[tea lady]

"think" I wonder if Jesus has Twinnings!

[wheelinround]

"think" I wonder if Jesus has Twinnings!

:bravayour's TL loved it

Myself thinking along the lines of SAS parachute Training in Gibraltar Jesus always has them in his hands

[Gingermick]

I'll throw one in.

[Ozkaban]

Wahoo! Never let an old thread die :2tsup:

My caption: "Yep, that'll do it"


Cheers,
Dave

PS. Here is an image version to save the PDF loads:

[wheelinround]

I've told you before no farting and smoking in the toilet

Thats chilli you had last night was a cracker

Hi honey I'm home I see your mothers cooking tonight............again

[Gingermick]

thanks Dave :2tsup:, haven't got much in the way of image software at work

[Ozkaban]

thanks Dave :2tsup:, haven't got much in the way of image software at work

Irfanview (http://www.irfanview.com/)...

Small, lightweight, fast, FREE :2tsup:
(that is if you're allowed to install it at work!)

[tea lady]

"Um! ....,........ You sure that was water Henry? ......":D


(Sorry about the dead thread guys. Xmas and all. Then I went to a turn fest get together. .....:shrug: :D )

[wheelinround]

"Um! ....,........ You sure that was water Henry? ......":D


(Sorry about the dead thread guys. Xmas and all. Then I went to a turn fest get together. .....:shrug: :D )


Longest hangover I've ever known:roll:

[Gingermick]

come on Anne-maria, it was your turn anyway

[tea lady]

come on Anne-maria, it was your turn anyway

:D:cool:

http://www.edutopia.org/images/graphics/mf_boybike.jpg

[rsser]

Progress? From penny farthing to one cent 50 cents.

[Gingermick]

Dad, this is really hard to do wheelies on.

[wheelinround]

Dad is a great bloke he'll build me anything :2tsup:
But its APIA him being a Greenie, Engineering, woodworker, designer, inventor :roll:

[tea lady]

Progress? From penny farthing to one cent 50 cents.I think Ern gets it.

[rsser]

Ta TL.

Maybe the next cld be a joint effort .. u bringing your camera tomorrow?

[tea lady]

Ta TL.

Maybe the next cld be a joint effort .. u bringing your camera tomorrow?:cool: sure am. :D

[rsser]

OK, from yesterday's turn-on; one of Groggy's pics

[Ozkaban]

:drunk22:

[wheelinround]

witch grind shall we use from the magic wand to turn this block of wood into a platter.

[Ozkaban]

nah, we don't use the fingernail grind anymore - we use the vastly superior 'Elbow gouge'

[Sarge]

If I use two gouges will the wood come off twice as quick ???

[rsser]

Can't resist but obviously will exc from judging

"Oh, that's your nose picking grind!"

[brendan stemp]

: this woodturning is a lot safer than climbing ladders!
Ken: Oh ha ha ha!

[Gingermick]

mines bigger than yours

[Claw Hama]

How far up did you stick it????