Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

[Grumpy John]

Where did I leave my Strat?

[Gingermick]

Thomas Edisons hair never recovered after he discovered he was an over achiever.

[fenderbelly]

Frightened me!! What makes you think that.

[Ozkaban]

Robert J. Van de Graaf, shortly after his most famous breakthrough in 1929.

[pugwash]

Honourable mention to Oxkaban for the scientific reference.
This one from tea lady made my hair stand on end.


Wonder if I should do something outrageous with my hair for christmas this year?

Your turn Tea lady.

[Grumpy John]

While we're waiting for Tea Lady.

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[funkychicken]

Filthy Human!

[Lignin]

Dog ####, no #### , cleaning up the street,
Keep it all so nice , oh.

(To be sung to the tune Derry Down)

[tea lady]

Honourable mention to Oxkaban for the scientific reference.
This one from tea lady made my hair stand on end.



Your turn Tea lady.


While we're waiting for Tea Lady.

119410:?

Give us a chance. I only just got home from the WWS. :rolleyes: And then I had to have dinner, watch telly. :doh:

Lets let Gumpie's go though.http://cdn.woodworkforums.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

:think: Now, all I gotta do is think of a caption. ........ ........ ummmmmmm!

[Gingermick]

and you thought we could only play snooker.:p

[wheelinround]

Some councils have taken clean up your own mess just to far even stray dogs have been sent to school to learn how.


Or


The shame of it with my breading and heritage I've had to stoop so low to clean up poop

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Even the Dog Pound has started using Community Services as punishment.

[Grumpy John]

I liked yours Skew, but I think I'll have to give it to Gingermick for his reference to fine art :rolleyes:, don't forget they can play cards too. Over to you Mick.

[Gingermick]

http://www.nextnature.net/research/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/next_nature_peculiar_rocket.jpg

[Groggy]

I warned them about low flying over my horses.....

[Gingermick]

well that response hasn't been overwhelming, and I'm going to Townsville for 3 days so, Groggy away.

[Ozkaban]

I was trying!!! Was thinking of something along the lines of catching a missile, or early scramjets not quite reaching initial velocity, but they all seemed lame!!! :doh:

Ah well, let's see it, Groggy :D

[pugwash]

During testing, Barry accidentally dicovered rocket contraception.
He dropped it on his foot and it made him limp. :B

[Groggy]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/119852d1256091512-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-4-crochi.jpg.

[Ozkaban]

Over here! Over Here! No, don't throw the ball... bring it over...

[wheelinround]

Hand's up all you Crocs who were jumped on by Steve Irwin


Hand's up all you Croc's that would like to be a Queen's hand bag

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

For the rocket one:

5 minutes before they discovered a fatal design flaw in the Shoulder Mounted Launch System.

[pugwash]

"OK! I'll put my hand up. It wasn't the dingo, it was me."

[rosewood]

I caught a fish the other day and it was THIS big.

[Groggy]

Wheelin' take it away.

[wheelinround]

Wheelin' take it away.

:2tsup: Groggy which one did ya like??

BRB

[Groggy]

:2tsup: Groggy which one did ya like??

BRB"Hand's up all you Crocs who were jumped on by Steve Irwin" :U

[wheelinround]

Hope this is ok

[underfoot]

does my bum look big in this?

[Ozkaban]

Although John always suspected it, he had no idea until his wedding day just how bad Sarah's flatulence problem really was

[rosewood]

She is obviously a SNAB.
Showoff New Age Bride.

[Ozkaban]

Well, there's the moon. I wonder where the honey comes into it???

[wheelinround]

Well, there's the moon. I wonder where the honey comes into it???


all yours Dave :2tsup:

[Ozkaban]

Enjoy...

[Gingermick]

Anna Bligh, desperately trying to fix her states woeful bottom line, hit upon what the bureaucracy thought was a brilliant plan. Unfortunately the people of Alaska had other ideas,
"Whyyy does this sarn say, Queensland Government, I thought we was in Quebec"

[wheelinround]

This route is just not wide enough for two

[watson]

There was this dead effelant in the middle of the road....but its gone this morning!!

[tea lady]

For some reason the toll way on this road never worked as well as the one on the bridge to the pub. :think:

[Ozkaban]

For some reason the toll way on this road never worked as well as the one on the bridge to the pub. :think:

Sounds good, TL. Have a go...

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

Sounds good, TL. Have a go...

Cheers,
Dave:doh: Now I've got to find a pic. :think:

:D
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Punisher7589/5.jpg

[Calm]

Not sure we want to know what games you play at home TL.:oo:

[Ozkaban]

'Slight breeze with the chance of a shower' Trooper

[underfoot]

deathstar asylum seeker

[pugwash]

"Hey, Darth baby, how about a hug?"

[pugwash]

"Bloody graffiti! That's twice I've been sprayed now!"

[rosewood]

It would appear that the first prototype storm trooper was built in the 60's.:doh:

[tea lady]

"Bloody graffiti! That's twice I've been sprayed now!":D Over to you Pug.:2tsup:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:sigh: Too late again. Oh well...

"Anyone seen my Paint Grenade? I was holding it just a minute ago..."

[Ozkaban]

:sigh: Too late again. Oh well...

"Anyone seen my Paint Grenade? I was holding it just a minute ago..."

he he. that would have been a good one :D

[tea lady]

:sigh: Too late again. Oh well...

"Anyone seen my Paint Grenade? I was holding it just a minute ago..."
:C Sorry I never know how long to give it. :rolleyes:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:C Sorry I never know how long to give it. :rolleyes:

Whatever works to keep the flow going.

I've been too busy to log in much lately, so I'm not exactly surprised I missed out. :;

[pugwash]

I liked the paint grenade too. Try this one.

[tea lady]

Unexpected overnight guest and no spare rooms? ..........:cool:

[watson]

Will it work for waxing too??

[Groggy]

Come on guys, I have to pee - really!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

So, you zink de duct-tape ist funny? Now ve come to... de Gerbil!

[rosewood]

Three sisters that could do with this treatment --- wonder how much tape i'll need?

[Gingermick]

The Billy Connelly DVD helped poor Mona forget she had no bones, thus requiring duct tape and walls to achieve verticality.

[Ozkaban]

See that little pouch we left? That's for the paint grenade. That'll teach you to grafitti an Imperial Storm Trooper!

[underfoot]

anyone seen my duct tape grenade?....I was holding it just a minute ago :q

[Ozkaban]

anyone seen my duct tape grenade?....I was holding it just a minute ago :q

:roflmao:

[pugwash]

Wow! Thats the best set of captions ever. All really funny, I'm still chuckling. The idea of a grenade that chucks out duct tape and sticks you to the wall is great. I reckon the Australian Army are going to want some of them!
Over to you Underfoot.

[wheelinround]

It's late I know who cares

I have to do this to the wife It's the only way I can get her to

1 Watch Bathurst, GP, Indi , Moto GP

2 Cool Tool's, re-runs of New Yanky Workshop

3 stay put when my mother comes over

[underfoot]

Over to you Underfoot.
I'm away for a little while, so seeing as I totally plagiarized Skews caption I'll pass to him.
...Over to you Skew.

[tea lady]

Wow! Thats the best set of captions ever. All really funny, I'm still chuckling. The idea of a grenade that chucks out duct tape and sticks you to the wall is great. I reckon the Australian Army are going to want some of them!
Over to you Underfoot.:D :rofl: Can you imagine the battle field. And it would be safer to shave your whole body every morning so it didn't hurt so much coming ff again. :D

[Ozkaban]

:D :rofl: Can you imagine the battle field. And it would be safer to shave your whole body every morning so it didn't hurt so much coming ff again. :D

Naah, they're tough in the Oz Army. They'd just rip it off quick 'cos it hurts less :o

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I was quite happy for you to take it, Undy. :p Now I have to find a pic...

Hmmm... talking of the military:

[Ozkaban]

Testing whether looks really can kill...

[wheelinround]

Asia takes robbotics to the military these will be produced using old Cornflaks boxes recycled from 2008 Olympics, Laptops and returned GMC, Ozito, Triton parts.

[AlexS]

The assimilation of the camouflage troop into the armoured corps did not go well at first...

[tea lady]

Pirate day and robot week fell at the same time this year.:D

[Gingermick]

The Darlek's weaponry was technologically far superior to their own, withered shells.

[rosewood]

Ned Kelly appears to have spent his bank robbery money wisely and updated from the horse.

[Ozkaban]

Ned Kelly meets Norm Abram?

[wheelinround]

Labor's cut backs hit the Australian Army hard, so they came up with their own Protective garb. Had the enemy rolling in the dust.

[pugwash]

"These new robotic troops are never going to work," said the Colonel. "Talk about a square peg in a round hole!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Apologies for the delay. I had an unexpected working holiday. :rolleyes:

Hmmm... lessee... it's going to have to be another coin toss! :doh:

AlexS, you're up!

[AlexS]

OK, here you go.

[Ozkaban]

Unbeknownst to most historians is the fact that Mickey Thompson was an avid fan of aviation, before deciding that there were better applications for his tyres that were designed to go "straight, flat and not very far"...

[Gingermick]

This is what happens when you insist there a no guns on 6 year old boys plane designs.

[wheelinround]

Beach landings no problem

Paddock landings no problem

landing on an up hill mountainside major hassle getting out of the bloody thing

[pugwash]

"I think you put a tad too much air in the tyres there Bobby-Jo!"

[underfoot]

some design problems during the 60's and 70's would suggest that the transition from imperial to metric didn't always go smoothly

[rosewood]

After hours of intensive testing, Wilbur and Orville were still no closer to working out why they couldn't get their new invention off the ground.

[pugwash]

"Hey Biggles! Where are we gonna put the spare?"

[AlexS]

some design problems during the 60's and 70's would suggest that the transition from imperial to metric didn't always go smoothly

Go for it, Underfoot, mainly because something very similar happening with the construction of a weir....:rolleyes:

[underfoot]

thanks Alex
allrighty then, how about this,

[Gingermick]

please, Don Weiner, I cant steal you neverland.

[Sawdust Maker]

What do you mean "I need a tie?"

[AlexS]

Dude, are you sure you didn't pick up my suit by mistake?

[Ozkaban]

Is the national ballet company entrance? I'm due on stage in 3 minutes!

[wheelinround]

Hey Bro you said it was "an All Black affair" what you think I'm wearing :?
I thought you said "The All Blacks were going to be here"

[underfoot]

Is the national ballet company entrance? I'm due on stage in 3 minutes!
all yours Oz :D

[Ozkaban]

Cheers!

Try this one...

[wheelinround]

wiesyboy and Zargulds workout bench and gear:p

[Sawdust Maker]

The government sport sponsorship covered the price of the buckets
Lucky my cousin is a concreter :D

[watson]

Plastic Bertrand's Gym

[Ozkaban]

The government sport sponsorship covered the price of the buckets


Liked this one... Have a go SM!

Cheers,
Dave

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Anyone wanna post a filler? :innocent:

[Groggy]

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/funny-roller-coaster-pictures1.jpg