Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

[underfoot]

ok... if ...I...just....keep ....practicing......
they'll paint me blue and stick me in the Albert hall.

[tea lady]

ok... if ...I...just....keep ....practicing......
they'll paint me blue and stick me in the Albert hall.:2tsup:

:elefant:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Alright. Who's the smartasre who thinks it's funny to superglue the peanuts?" :~

[underfoot]

thanks tl, how about

[Ozkaban]

"The Sound of Music" meets "Waynes World"

[tea lady]

Who'd'a thought lieder hosen were so much fun. :D

[rosewood]

" The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock"

[fenderbelly]

a bit of slap and tickle never hurt anyone.

[Groggy]

This is why you don't give kids red cordial.

[pugwash]

Headline: "IS ANGUS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?"

A disgraceful demonstration of how tradition Bavarian folk dancing has been corrupted by too much exposure to ACDC.

[tea lady]

Holeproof's new sock add. For new improved every stay up knee highs.:D

[underfoot]

"The Sound of Music" meets "Waynes World"
:Uall yours Oz:D

[Claw Hama]

Hi Mum, the travel agent said Lichtenstein was a quiet little place.

[Ozkaban]

:Uall yours Oz:D

Off we go then... sorry for the day or so delay. Busy putting in the slab for my new shed :D

Cheers,
Dave

[fenderbelly]

Electricity prices jumping up again.

[tea lady]

:rofl:

Ah ha! So that's why the power was out over the weekend.:doh:



(:oo: We've got moving captions now? The bar has been raised.:D )

[rosewood]

Our ever effecient government probably paid some consultant squillions of dollars to design this one.
Not funny but true.:doh:

[pugwash]

The Martian invasion of Earth had to be put on hold while General ZZob played with the kids.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The real reason that AC power has a sine wave. :;

[Ozkaban]

The real reason that AC power has a sine wave. :;

Good one Skew!

Over to you...

Cheers,
Dave

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm... not the best, but...

[Lignin]

That's my boy---the only one who knows the drill!!

[Ozkaban]

Turn Right? But I'm a lieutentant?!?

*Note: only works for British pronunciation... Yanks wont geddit.

[Stuart]

"Wonder why the Gunnery Instructor is looking so lovingly at me?"

[kekemo]

... there's standing to Attention..!!
... there's getting Attention...??
... there's centre of Attention...**

He's the only one with a "sharp... prickly... silver... thingy"...

HE'S obviously RIGHT.... or he's a Warrent Officer who thinks he's GOD on the Parade ground! And is!
But 'pink feathery fluffy stuff'.. tickle anyones fancy .. dont' bend over???

:rolleyes:
I'd feel safe with this.......:minigun:

[tea lady]

"Guys! The other left! ":rolleyes:

[underfoot]

just one more smart ##### comment behind my back and I'll get this sword and.......:o

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Lignin can take it. :)

I gotta admit, that if I went into battle with this crowd, that's the bloke I'd want watching my back...

[Lignin]

No, please, Somebody else.I can't do pictures.

[wheelinround]

No, please, Somebody else.I can't do pictures.

Yeh you can just convince yourself:q

[wheelinround]

Sneak this one in for you Lignin

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

No, please, Somebody else.I can't do pictures.

:doh:

OK... I'll have to toss a coin...

:think: OK... Lignin? How 'bout, seeing that you "won," you get to nominate a stand-in from the other entries?

(Perhaps we should make this a thread rule, so we don't have to wait around for people to recheck the thread? :?)

edit: Looks like wheelin' took it. :U

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Surely you know an easier way to change a flat tyre? This makes getting the spare a bitch!" :sigh:

[Gingermick]

damn dealer told me this was a transformer:((
or
after innumerable trucks were lost trying to create the worlds most improbable parking spot, yushid and bomboy finally found it.

[Ozkaban]

"Bet you're glad we got the dual wheel model now, aren't you"

"Yes Dear"

[Ozkaban]

Or

A couple of hundred more loads like that and we can fill the valley in and bypass this bloody dangerous bridge...

[Lignin]

I'm afraid I have just been banned from playing this game by the moderator.I've enjoyed the banter, and to those who are peeved with me for not being clever enough to post pictures, a big Sorry.
See you later.

[Ozkaban]

I'm afraid I have just been banned from playing this game by the moderator.I've enjoyed the banter, and to those who are peeved with me for not being clever enough to post pictures, a big Sorry.
See you later.
:no:
Sorry to see you go Lignin. I was never peeved with your lack of photos and enjoyed your captions. I didn't realise it was such a tightly run competition...

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

"AAMI? Hello? Well can you get an assessor out here? Yes! On the bridge. Well! Kinda on the bidge. .........."

[rosewood]

Amazing what some people will do to get out of paying council tip fees.:doh:

[wheelinround]

NZ now has a new form of Bunggie jumping straight out of the cab of a truck

I told you a thousand time son you no longer can do rails like you could on the skate board

[wheelinround]

Amazing what some people will do to get out of paying council tip fees.:doh:

rosewood all yours :2tsup:

Maybe you and Lignin could get together and show him how to load photo's would be a good way for two forumites to meet both being in the Hunter region.

[RETIRED]

Posts have been deleted because they were not conducive to the flow of the thread and those concerned have read them.:cool:

[rosewood]

I don't know if that means it's all over according to the boss,but here is something we see quite often in my game. The bloke appears quite proud of himself.
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[wheelinround]

Dad always said "Don't leave the Tonka trucks in the rain"

[RETIRED]

I don't know if that means it's all over according to the boss,but here is something we see quite often in my game. The bloke appears quite proud of himself.
116759Nope the thread goes on.

That pic brought back some memories. I used to work on those.

[Ozkaban]

"I reckon right here'll do it"

[pugwash]

"Maybe if I roll over on my side that great big yellow digger will come and scratch my tummy"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Behind the scenes of Bob the Builder: Bob & Dumpy playing "fetch" & "roll over."

[fenderbelly]

prototype side tipper, oh well back to the drawing board

[tea lady]

........ so I bought it as is to convert to my holiday house. :cool: Just weld in some extra floors. A ladder. Only trouble is the views of the quarry are a bit boring, but should get better when they flood it and revegitate....

[rosewood]

"Maybe if I roll over on my side that great big yellow digger will come and scratch my tummy"

All yours chief,very clever.
As they say "if it isn't a Cat, it's a dog"

[pugwash]

OK Rosewood heres some cats.:U

[rosewood]

They say pets resemble their owners looks.
Obviously Charles and Camilla have bucked the corgie trend and gone with these.:no:

[wheelinround]

KFC's home special hairless crispy skin deep fried.

The other white meat.

That bloody dog next door scared the shyte out of us

Go on laugh all you like but humans get Appalachia to.

[pugwash]

One from my wife:

"Give us milk, filthy Earthlings, or we will press the big beige button of death and vapourise your planet!!"

[tea lady]

Yeah! Laugh if you want to. But just wait till we grow into our ears.:((

[Ozkaban]

We're not Chinese hairless, you dolt! We're Brazillian...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

This is what happens when you don't leave 'em in the kiln for long enough. :rolleyes:

[Groggy]

Alright, who is the clown that put the hair remover in the cat's shampoo bottle?

[wheelinround]

The worst part of having an owner who's a darksider woodie is being the test of their blade sharpening technique

[pugwash]

Lots of funny captions for this one, but this is the one that really tickled me.



We're not Chinese hairless, you dolt! We're Brazillian...


Your go Oz.

[Ozkaban]

How about this one. Apologies for the smallish picture. All I could find :rolleyes:

[rosewood]

Dave and Mabel off to their very first swingers party( in for a rude shock when they really find out what it's all about).:2tsup:

[Groggy]

Inspired by the drive-Thru at McDonalds, Billy Joe went into a drive thru playground franchise.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Although in-car entertainment systems have become popular, early prototypes highlighted some serious limitations...

[tea lady]

That's a very funny pic, but my mind has gone blank.

How about. "the next problem was how to wrap it and hide it under the tree."?

[fubar]

is this open to all? can i play to?
"if ive told them once ive told them a thousand times DONT LEAVE YOUR TOYS IN THE DRIVE!!!!!"

[fubar]

or
" I thought we only delivered pizzas"

[fenderbelly]

Thats the trouble when you bring out a new model, it's all swings and roundabouts.

[tea lady]

Thats the trouble when you bring out a new model, it's all swings and roundabouts.:rofl:

[Ozkaban]

I enjoyed the responses to this one, but this one made me laugh the loudest...


Dave and Mabel off to their very first swingers party( in for a rude shock when they really find out what it's all about).:2tsup:

The caption I saw on another site for it was " We're NOT assembling this again..."

Cheers,
Dave

[tea lady]

I enjoyed the responses to this one, but this one made me laugh the loudest...



The caption I saw on another site for it was " We're NOT assembling this again..."

Cheers,
DaveI guess it wouldn't work with the b(**%$%^ market gazebo tent thingy? :C:rolleyes::D

[Ozkaban]

I guess it wouldn't work with the b(**%$%^ market gazebo tent thingy? :C:rolleyes::D

Judging from the way we fished our Gazebo out of our neighbours pool a couple of times ("Berowra" means "Place of Many Winds" and I'm on the top of a hill...), I guess it would work if you were wanting to travel in the same direction as the wind :D

[rosewood]

Struggling to find something decent that is small enough to post or doesn't involve earthmoving gear but here goes.
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[Ozkaban]

Well that's me stumped. All I can think is ? on so many levels. Who does this?

[tea lady]

After cut backs the ski boat had to be sold. They got by, but beach starts were a little tricky.

[Gingermick]

Holiday at the beach, $500, turning your kid into a freaky robot like creature with unbreakable budgie smugglers, priceless.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

No, no, NO! The Karate Kid did the Crane Kick on top of the pier, not under it!

[Ozkaban]

Up, Up and Awa-oooowwww!

[Ozkaban]

or

I've always told you to make sure you've got clean underpants on, super hero or not. Here, let me check...

[underfoot]

although unconventional, Billy's mums method for removing the finger he got stuck in his snorkel, proved effective.
.Thhwwaack...phhtoooie :o

[pugwash]

"I thought I told you these polyurethane swimsuits are banned!"

[looseless]

Suffer in your jocks son!!!!!

[looseless]

Sorry Cyril, I've lost the airline tickets, so I'm gonna slingshot you back home. :doh:

[looseless]

:oI love Classical music Cyril. Have you ever heard the Nutcracker Suite?:?

[Groggy]

Wedginald! Come back here I said!

[rotten_66]

That's not a wedgie, this is a wedgie!!

[wheelinround]

I've heard about these woman mothers who have you tied to their apron strings but this is just to much :(( mother

[Ozkaban]

You're not smuggling any budgies there, are you son?

[wheelinround]

Beach Skid Mark Inspector

[Ozkaban]

Beach Skid Mark Inspector

Ewww...

[looseless]

:doh:Cyril........ this is what can happen when you put top spin on your farts.:C:no:

[rosewood]

Beach Skid Mark Inspector
This totally relates to my sick and twisted sense of humour(or so the wife says).
I'll have to cut this early as i'm tied up for the next couple of days.
Wheelin, how about we give the new bloke a go seeing he asked so nicely to play.

Over to you looseless.:2tsup:

[wheelinround]

This totally relates to my sick and twisted sense of humour(or so the wife says).
I'll have to cut this early as i'm tied up for the next couple of days.
Wheelin, how about we give the new bloke a go seeing he asked so nicely to play.

Over to you looseless.:2tsup:

Not a problem with me Rosewood :2tsup:

[wheelinround]

while we wait thought this might cause a laugh
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/purplezebrahmz/Animals/Animal-Funny-0004.jpg

[rosewood]

i'm too short to reach the car window, so this will have to suffice.

[tea lady]

Did I ever tell you that I was Marilin Munroe in a past life? :cool:

[fenderbelly]

little bit more on the flaps and we will have liftoff

[fubar]

hmmm smells so good now cant wait for the s.h.one.t to hit