Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

[rsser]

A cymbal of global warning.

[tea lady]

"you sure he likes percussion music? "

[rotten_66]

Morty's job as the wake up call guy, clearly wasn't going to end well.

[Ozkaban]

The wife has dragged me along shopping again I'd rather be dead!!!!

Like this one. Only one to make use of the odd little one in the background with a handbag... still can't work out what that adds to the pic!

Have a go, wheelin!

Cheers,
Dave

[Ozkaban]

Help!! Someone's stolen Ed's avatar.

finally understood your joke... Was browsing in woodturning and spotted it :doh:

If wheelin's unavailable, perhaps GJ can have a crack :2tsup:

Cheers,
Dave

[Grumpy John]

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[Ozkaban]

Despite many hours a day of rigorous exercise resulting in the most amazing abs ever seen, Chantelle was disappointed that no-one ever seemed to notice...

[rosewood]

Funny place to keep your medicine balls.:2tsup:

[tea lady]

"Damn! Every time I fall over with my new boobs it takes 1/2 an hour to work out how to get up again.":doh:

[tea lady]

"Does my b%m look big in these? "

[Lignin]

Well, that's the pecs, now for the abs!!:q:q

[wheelinround]

:doh: gee's missed reading this all day

but thanks to a friend who sent this caught this weekend up north

[tea lady]

Who you callin' lunch?

[Claw Hama]

I'm warning you!! once I get out of this girly pink string I'm guna take all ya fingas off and then drink beer.

Or ... so drinking beer gives you crabs,,, not loose women.

[Claw Hama]

Oh and one for bubbles.

I hope that bar stool is bolted down well!

[pugwash]

Grumpy Johns..."It's not iron, but I'm pumping something"

Wheelin's.........Bazza always liked to keep his can opener next to the beer.

[underfoot]

So far, Harry's "Beerguard-O-Matic" had proven a wise purchase

[wheelinround]

So far, Harry's "Beerguard-O-Matic" had proven a wise purchase

:2tsup: Your's UF

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

So I missed a few. :C Ah well, better late than never:

GJ's: 'Somehow I don't think this is what they meant by "getting pumped"'

Wheelin's: "Don't ya just hate it when the nippers get into yer stash?"

[Grumpy John]

I really liked your two entries TL, but I think Rosewoods medicine ball line takes the cake. seeing as my photo was just a fill in I think Wheelin' should run with his entry.

[underfoot]

:2tsup: Your's UF
ok ....how about

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

After perfection, the only road is down. :p

[wheelinround]

They say at least 1 member in every American family rides a Hog

[Grumpy John]

The Rose family and their adopted son Axel pose for a family portrait.

[pugwash]

A quaint show business family photograph which includes the Veronicas and a rare picture of Conan who hopes one day to become a barbarian.

[pugwash]

The cast of the new death metal version of The Sound of Music.

[rosewood]

Isn't that nice.
They included the family pet in the portrait.

[tea lady]

Weren't you working in Japan the year before I was born Dad?

[Lignin]

Yep, caught her in foal heat every time!!

[underfoot]

The cast of the new death metal version of The Sound of Music.
he he, way you pugwash :2tsup:

[pugwash]

Thanks Underfoot. Try this one.

[Claw Hama]

Forgive me father for I have not had confession for 40years, it all started when I was 16 years old, my girlfriend said I would never excite anyone but I didn't beleive her, then when I was 17 I got a new girl friend, we went out for 11 months and then we kissed but by the time I was 18 we had split up. I got another girlfriend who dumped me when I didn't want to sit in the back row at the movies and then...................... . . . . . . . . . . .

[tea lady]

If your sins can't keep the priest awake they aren't worth confessing.:rolleyes:

[underfoot]

and for your penance my son you must yodel 12 hail marys.....like this..

[wheelinround]

I warned you boy if I'm sitting in he stall with the door's open even I can't stand the smell.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hey, everybody! Can you guess what this twit did!?

[pugwash]

If your sins can't keep the priest awake they aren't worth confessing.:rolleyes:

Take it away Tea lady.

[tea lady]

Take it away Tea lady.:cool:

How about this one? ('s got no excuse now.:D)

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_granny.jpg

[rosewood]

Limbering up whilst waiting for the bus to take her to her pole dancing lessons.

[Ozkaban]

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"Phew, Made it"

[wheelinround]

How TL finally got to Jefferson's

"Knee's up Mother Brown, Knee's up Mother Brown"

[rosewood]

Can't remember what colour shoes i put on this morning.
Hope they are both the same though.

[Grumpy John]

Marge's pole dancing classes are put to good use as she entertains the commuters on bus route 639.

[pugwash]

"....and so that's the proper way to do it Rex. Damn, where's that dog gone now!"

[rotten_66]

Bessie decdes she had better limbre up before chasing the bus down.

[tea lady]

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"Phew, Made it":2tsup: Chuckle. I think this one gets it. Your turn Ozkaban:cool:

[Ozkaban]

Has this one been posted before? I can't remember and there's too many to go back and check :D

[Lignin]

Welcome to Millard Caravans Show Village.We pass the space savings on!!!

[rosewood]

This was the Beverly Hillbillies first attempt at living it up when they came into money before moving to the big smoke.

[rosewood]

I might get into trouble for this but hey, push the boundaries.:doh:

Welcome to the Redfern Caravan Park -- please enjoy your stay in our luxurious facilities.

[tea lady]

Says the big red one at the bottom. "OK! guys! I'm off to the next place on our itinerary now. Are you coming? "

I quite like this acshully. Looks fun.:d

[wheelinround]

US Trailer Trash TV version of "Packed to the Rafters"

[Ozkaban]

US Trailer Trash TV version of "Packed to the Rafters"

Like this one Wheelin. Over to you.

Oh, and here is the full picture, just to ruin a good story with the boring truth. It's actually a stage set for a play put on by an Amsterdam theatre company... A google seasrch for "Redneck Mansion" will reveal all...

Cheers,
Dave

[wheelinround]

TY Dave :2tsup:

being this is a woodwork forum thought tools should be at least part of the photo :D

[rosewood]

No safety glasses or ear plugs,how unsafe is that?:doh:.

[AlexS]

Mr. Alvarez's methods of maintaining silence in his classroom were unorthodox but effective.

[Lignin]

Aaaaaarrrrgh!! I can't think of anything funny about it.Pass!!:C:C

[rosewood]

Nowadays, aren't you supposed to secret nail TONGUE and groove boards.

[DavidG]

Nowadays, aren't you supposed to secret nail TONGUE and groove boards.

:roflmao:

[wheelinround]

In honour of Artme

The Brazilian way of getting the workers to stay at the job :q

[underfoot]

Enrico was being cautious this time because last time he hit his thumb with the hammer and boy did that ever hurt

[Gingermick]

This will protect the finish if you miss.

[Groggy]

Are you sure you need tongue oil for this job?

[pugwash]

"I did warn you boy. I said 'Drop that harp again and I'll nail you to it!"'

[Claw Hama]

This is actually a quiz, which one has the most bacteria on it?
a) the anesthetic needle through the cheek.
b) the rusty nail
c) the nail drivers fingers

answer: non of the above, it was the handle of the toilet brush he had his tongue on.

[wheelinround]

There were some top ones hard to choose
but I liked this one
all yours Gingermick:2tsup:


This will protect the finish if you miss.

[Gingermick]

This looks like a likely one

[rosewood]

I hate baaaaath times.
The drying process really gets my goat.

[wheelinround]

Lamb is best hung before BBQ-íng

I've told the wife a 100 times the fleece has to shawn first before being hung out to dry

[Ozkaban]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[tea lady]

You've heard of a flying fox haven't you? Well........

[pugwash]

Sheep are not as dumb as they may seem. Here is one using a novel escape plan to get away from the wolves at the top of the hill.

[tea lady]

Spider sheep, spider sheep, :sing:

[Gingermick]

I hate baaaaath times.
The drying process really gets my goat.
That's good but Ray, can you pick a winner when it's time?

[wheelinround]

That's good but Ray, can you pick a winner when it's time?

me Mick or is there another Ray

besides I think you already did

[rosewood]

Too slow to respond last time when i should have so i will get in early and claim a victory.
PS- Love this thread, a great distraction from the days boring tasks.:2tsup:
Cheers.
Rob.

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[wheelinround]

Now are you girls going to learn to swim do the house work for your mum keep your rooms clean.

[Groggy]

Lol, what is that cat doing in there? When it lands the claws are going to sink the boat :D

[Gingermick]

yes wheelin, I was unsure how long to go, so I deffererd, anyways
Here you go ya mongrel, you're taking the kids this weekend, I've fired them from the children and pet launcher version 2.1

[wheelinround]

A modern day Dick Whittington takes his cat for a spin this time without his boots

[tea lady]

Super Cat to the rescue. :cool:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The Sea-Lions are recruiting younger every year...

[rotten_66]

Fluffy was really into "hot dogging"

[pugwash]

"Hey! If you think this is rough, wait till we tie it to the BOAT!"

[underfoot]

the combination of Frank misreading the inflation instructions (120psi,,, not 1200 psi)
and Mary sneaking (sharp clawed) 'fluffy' the cat aboard, proved disastrous

[underfoot]

Too slow to respond last time when i should have
hmm....perhaps, :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[rosewood]

Super Cat to the rescue. :cool:
Sorry, been a bit busy.:doh:
Love to know what coloured cape he would have.

[Ozkaban]

Sorry, been a bit busy.:doh:
Love to know what coloured cape he would have.

Oi! Teal Lady?!? Where are ya?!?!?

Let's get this show movin' :D

[Grumpy John]

While we're waiting for TL.

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[Ozkaban]

Private Windson plays 'The Last Post'

[Gingermick]

The squad hadn't been able to carry sergeant lard since the pie eating competition three weeks before his death.

[Lignin]

Does my bum look big in this??

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I thought Rear Admiral was a Naval position?

[tea lady]

I thought Rear Admiral was a Naval position?:rofl: I can't think of a better one. :D

[tea lady]

Well I thought of one. Don't know if its better.:rolleyes:

Major General Moon was never able to live down his training school nick name.

[Grumpy John]

It's yours Anne-Maria, and I stole your go anyway.

[tea lady]

It's yours Anne-Maria, and I stole your go anyway.:D

http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2009/03/elephant-funny.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20footballer/Eiviped/Funny%20Pictures/Soccer.jpg

[Ozkaban]

OK, the moats dry. Let's go!

[rosewood]

Quoting Kramer out of Seinfeld " These pretzels are making me thirsty"

[Gingermick]

In a bid for freedom Dumbo attemps the dangerous trunk pole vault.