wheelinround
19th July 2009, 05:25 PM
<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="direction: ltr; font-size: 12pt;" dir="ltr" width="100%"> Are you a RUDD FAN?
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Rudd fans.
Not really knowing what an Rudd fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Billy in the front row.
The teacher asked Billy why he has decided to be different. 'Because I'm not a Rudd fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Rudd fan?''
Because I'm a Liberal.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal.Billy said, 'Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Billy replied, 'That would make me a Rudd fan.'
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Rudd fans.
Not really knowing what an Rudd fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Billy in the front row.
The teacher asked Billy why he has decided to be different. 'Because I'm not a Rudd fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Rudd fan?''
Because I'm a Liberal.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal.Billy said, 'Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Billy replied, 'That would make me a Rudd fan.'
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