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Woodwould
16th July 2009, 04:47 PM
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rotten_66
16th July 2009, 04:52 PM
How the hell do you do number 23??
RETIRED
16th July 2009, 04:55 PM
Easy, if you are my mate Derek.:wink::D
Phil Spencer
16th July 2009, 06:06 PM
:rotfl: & :roflmao:
Ben from Vic.
16th July 2009, 09:30 PM
What a laugh!!!!!! loved it. You can tell that they are genuine, and not another hoax.:2tsup:
tea lady
17th July 2009, 12:44 AM
:doh: :rofl: :D
The Bleeder
17th July 2009, 10:26 AM
How the hell do you do number 23??
I'll search the net for some instructions...then will ya do it:U:U:U remember we want pics or better still a video...
damian
17th July 2009, 11:54 AM
Hysterical, well done!
tea lady
17th July 2009, 12:14 PM
I'll search the net for some instructions...then will ya do it:U:U:U remember we want pics or better still a video...but wasn't it accidental? You're s'pose to sneak up on yourself.:rolleyes:
Tisorp
17th July 2009, 12:32 PM
Most amusing. :U
A pedant might however observe that the examples cited are almost all similes and not metaphors.
Ozkaban
17th July 2009, 01:37 PM
good one...
Love No 15, and No 8 has a certain elloquence to it!
Cheers,
Dave
rrich
17th July 2009, 02:23 PM
:D
As you read them, you have to remember that You Were Not There when it happened.
tea lady
17th July 2009, 06:47 PM
Easy, if you are my mate Derek.:wink::Dexactly what did Derek do? :? :think:
RETIRED
17th July 2009, 08:47 PM
He bought a new stapler for the office. It never worked properly, got jammed and would try to put 2 staples in at once etc.
He was demonstrating this fact to a few of us one night and had tried stapling various things which didn't.
Any how he stuck his tounge against the door and pressed. Misfired the first but got him the second time.
It took us about 10 minutes to get him off because we were laughing so much.
echnidna
17th July 2009, 10:05 PM
:roflmao2::roflmao::clap2:
tea lady
17th July 2009, 10:07 PM
:doh: :rofl: