Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX

[RETIRED]

Other one was starting to get too many posts.


So the usual thing: last post first


the enforcer

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

SWMBO :sigh:

[tea lady]

'er indoors.

[jmk89]

minder

[tea lady]

Mind da pole. :doh:

[Christos]

dancer

[jmk89]

Nureyev

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Tupolev

[jmk89]

Antonov

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Big Bird. :U

[jmk89]

Oscar the grouch

[tea lady]

How to get to...

[bullfright]

Gps

[The Bleeder]

lost???

[jmk89]

Get me out

[tea lady]

Where are you?

[jmk89]

What are ya?

[Lignin]

Who's asking???:~:~

[jmk89]

Who wants to know?

[Lignin]

Carntya blinkin read????:aro-u::aro-u:

[jmk89]

Can't ya see, I'm blind

[The Bleeder]

white cane

[Lignin]

Guide stick and white dog???:o:o

[tea lady]

don't tell me you're colour blind too.:doh:

[jmk89]

are you coloured

[Rodgera]

only through rose tainted glasses

[tea lady]

Don't leave home without 'em.:cool:

[jmk89]

Karl Malden

[Lignin]

Malden sea salt??:roll::roll:

[bullfright]

Nose job

[Lignin]

No one knows the job like Bullfright knows the job!!!!:U:U

[The Bleeder]

bob a job

[Lignin]

Dyb dyb dyb!!:u:u

[tea lady]

I've got dybs.:D

[Lignin]

You should be wearing a mask!!:q:q

[tea lady]

You should be wearing a mask!!:q:q:?

I've got the flu too.:C

[Lignin]

Two masks, then.:2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

Who was that masked man?

[Rodgera]

The doctor

[Lignin]

And what did he order??:doh::doh:

[jmk89]

Soupe du jour

[silentC]

Lobster bisque

[jmk89]

What's that lobster doing in my soup?

[Lignin]

The breaststroke:D:D

[jmk89]

I thought that was the fly

[Claw Hama]

Nup, they do the butter-fly.

[tea lady]

always lands buttered side down.

[Ashore]

poor mans bread

[tea lady]

'n' water.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

let them eat cake

[tea lady]

Off with their heads.

[Claw Hama]

do they get to eat their cake too?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

they've had it

[Claw Hama]

all tails and no heads

[tea lady]

makes Jeff a dull boy.



(No Jeff in particular. Just seemed to go.:D )

[jmk89]

Kennett be true?

[The Bleeder]

Nah, it's political

[Lignin]

Ah well, must be butterfly, the way he's flapping his tail!!:q:q:U

[Lignin]

Whoa, Lignin does it again!! Better late than never!!:doh::doh:

[tea lady]

late for his funeral.

[The Bleeder]

arrived early for his birth

[jmk89]

MacDuff

(Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macduff_(Macbeth))will explain)

[Lignin]

Plum duff:2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

puddin'

[tea lady]

with custard? :2tsup:




MacDuff

(Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macduff_%28Macbeth%29)will explain):cool: You're a bit literary aren't you? :D

[bullfright]

And mustard

[jmk89]

and cress

[tea lady]

no less.

[jmk89]

not a penny more

[tea lady]

Rounded to the nearest dollar.

[jmk89]

and multiplied by SWMBO's waist measurement

[tea lady]

:oo: Careful!:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

Danger

[Lignin]

Alarum:o

[bullfright]

Hazzard

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dukes

[tea lady]

ducks. :duck:

[Claw Hama]

run a muck

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Happy as a pig in...

[jmk89]

flying livestock

[Lignin]

QANTAS, the flying kangaroo??

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bouncy trip...

[Lignin]

Busted bra??:o:o

[The Bleeder]

Burn it

[bullfright]

Not whilst wearing

[Lignin]

Spoilsport!!:C:C

[jmk89]

party pooper

[tea lady]

Pooper skooper.

[Lignin]

Super duper:U:U

[jmk89]

extra grouse

[Lignin]

Even more quail:doh::doh:

[jmk89]

Mickey Mouse's watch














(Q: Why is Mickey so sad?
A: His Dan Quayle watch has lost a hand)

[Christos]

of the box

[The Bleeder]

Jacks lost

[jmk89]

Who's Jack?

[Lignin]

Jack Uvorltrades!!!:o:o

[jmk89]

Master Offnung

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You rang?

[Lignin]

The bells. The bells.:oo::oo:

[tea lady]

Well, well, well.:D