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munruben
11th July 2009, 09:31 AM
Barry ran out of petrol about 50 kilometers from his home town on a seldom traveled track and no filling station for the next 30 kilometers. Barry was just about to set off walking the long trek to the filling station, when a Bee stopped and asked Barry "what was the matter"? Barry told the Bee what the problem was and the Bee said to Barry, "Hang on a tick, I might be able to help" so the Bee flew off and came back about 2 minutes later with a huge swarm of Bees and flew into the petrol tank of Barry's car. A few seconds later they all flew out again.
"Try it now" said the Bee. Barry cranked the starter and the car burst into life, purring like a kitten. "WOW" Said Barry. "What did you do" and the Bee said..."We just filled her up with .....BP"

Allan at Wallan
13th July 2009, 11:35 AM
Standard joke John.

If I had not heard it before it might have been super.:D

Allan

Rodgera
13th July 2009, 09:44 PM
If it were not super it would have some e10tion, wouldn't it

Skew ChiDAMN!!
13th July 2009, 09:49 PM
I didn't know Barry had a Hummer! :oo:

kekemo
13th July 2009, 10:20 PM
Honey... that joke was just a stinger... be careful you'll have everyone swarming in here.... All your's I'll buzz off & leave you to it....
cheers Kerry:2tsup: