Two chimps and a Blonde

[wheelinround]

Two chimps and a Blonde
Best blonde joke to date ..

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours fromthe Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going tothe Gold Coast?'
'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?'
'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble..'
'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'
'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money left over---so now we're going to SeaWorld

[AUSSIE]

OK WHEELY -

:hpydans2::woot:You win the best blond joke of the year,:woot::hpydans2:
and it is only half over. Lucky I got to read it early before it got Robboed

[Ozkaban]

That was very good....:2tsup:

Cheers,
Dave

[AUSSIE]

GEEEZ Wheely.The size of the printing is a bit small and very hard to read for an old bloke,anyway! You will be coming a mod shortly at this rate:D
Wasn't it larger and more colorful first up?

[wheelinround]

yes it was Ross but some are colour blind and I believe it had to be changed could only read half of it :q

[AUSSIE]

yes it was Ross but some are colour blind and I believe it had to be changed could only read half of it :q
Well! I'll be-- could only read half of it could he??
I cant hardly read any of it now,And I have a 22"HD monitor.Lucky I read it the other day then:o

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Well! I'll be-- could only read half of it could he??
I cant hardly read any of it now,And I have a 22"HD monitor.Lucky I read it the other day then:oHappy now?:wink::D

[wheelinround]

LOML said that was thinking of those poor sap who still are using monochrome monitors and Win 3.11:D

[rrich]

Superb!

Best blonde joke ever!

:D :2tsup:

Even SWMBO was laughing out loud!

[AUSSIE]

LOML said that was thinking of those poor sap who still are using monochrome monitors and Win 3.11:D
Maybe it is one of those dotty old MACS :oo::oWhere do we send donations for a new computer-- Its OK .We are only trying to get a couple of miles out of you,while the going is good:D:B:no::;

[wheelinround]

Maybe it is one of those dotty old MACS :oo::oWhere do we send donations for a new computer-- Its OK .We are only trying to get a couple of miles out of you,while the going is good:D:B:no::;


I'm not having a shot at :no::oo: he has powers untold

[watson]

And so do other Mac users

[RETIRED]

Well! I'll be-- could only read half of it could he??
I cant hardly read any of it now,And I have a 22'HD monitor.Lucky I read it the other day thenWhere do you sit to look at a 22' monitor?:wink::D


Maybe it is one of those dotty old MACS :oo::oWhere do we send donations for a new computer-- Its OK .We are only trying to get a couple of miles out of you,while the going is good:D:B:no::;Water off a ducks back. I have a skin like a rhino and after 10 years here I am almost unruffled by any one.:p


I'm not having a shot at :no::oo: he has powers untold:cool:

[wheelinround]

Well almost anyone :q

[tea lady]

Water off a ducks back. I have a skin like a rhino and after 10 years here I am almost unruffled by any one.:p

and he might have even heard all the blond jokes already. :rolleyes: