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  1. Sign on another plumber's truck
  2. van driver
  3. Monastery Life
  4. Spider in McDonalds
  5. Serious Illness
  6. Lived with a hammer ...???
  7. Vacant seat
  8. QLD smart as whips
  9. An oldie with tomorrow's twist
  10. Ad for fruit pickers
  11. Juggling driver?
  12. Sacked timber worker.
  13. Circumcision... At Your Age?
  14. Supermarket Mother
  15. The Scottish librarian
  16. Antique axe
  17. Another Irish Joke
  18. Never mix women with fishing (US style)
  19. Cigarette with a difference
  20. Barry and his diet
  21. Two retired woodies
  22. Family Tree
  23. Barry and Allan together again.
  24. Employment History
  25. For all those shoppers !!
  26. Two Irish woodies
  27. Pecans In The Cemetery
  28. Free man
  29. Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)
  30. Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers
  31. 39 Things you should have learned by now
  32. trauma
  33. meaning of poor
  34. For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare
  35. Check it out - a real woodies joke (sorta)
  36. Changing times
  37. North Shore Hospital
  38. Anal optic nerve
  39. Farmers Wife
  40. Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)
  41. Butcher dance
  42. learn to speak Chinese
  43. Yellow 24
  44. Chinese guy
  45. Imac computer
  46. Anniversary Present from the Police!!
  47. New computer
  48. Broken down car
  49. Car problems at Munruben
  50. Marriage proposal
  51. Relations
  52. French Restuarant
  53. Non wood related but funny none the less
  54. 10 y.o. blues
  55. A Double Entendre
  56. Greener pastures
  57. Married women
  58. Eating out !!!!!!!!
  59. Cut lunch
  60. Grasshopper
  61. A cloak
  62. Husband & wife
  63. Grandparents & grandkids
  64. Deep thought by men while fishing
  65. Spagetti
  66. Sorry John
  67. Deep in prayer
  68. Family. What would we do without them?
  69. Church organist
  70. Psychic girlfriend
  71. Marriage
  72. Wife trouble!
  73. Breast feeding
  74. 5 cents
  75. Flight Attendants
  76. Out for the night
  77. Marriage woes
  78. Another flight attendant
  79. Correction
  80. Weather Forecasters
  81. Pick up
  82. Tornado
  83. Twins in the pub
  84. Guy from Wallan in the city
  85. On the town.
  86. Barry again
  87. Twins
  88. Brass Monkeys
  89. Chicken surprise.....
  90. Don't drive with little old ladies.
  91. Visit to the doctors
  92. Young again
  93. How to sex Flies
  94. Painting the walls
  95. Thanks to my wife.
  96. Was getting worried.
  97. Aaadd - An Oldie But A Goodie
  98. Moving house - remain "Calm"
  99. Bar Economics
  100. This is Brilliant
  101. The Coffin
  102. Y'know,,, Dave!
  103. It's My Funeral
  104. The Beer Prayer
  105. How many?
  106. Being born
  107. An appealing case
  108. Golfer
  109. Sign in office
  110. Company Slogans
  111. The Cat
  112. Unscramble for woodworkers
  113. Company CEO
  114. Hymn #365
  115. Living Will
  116. Sunday Service
  117. Collateral Concerns
  118. Hammer Time
  119. Paint
  120. Feeling Old
  121. visit to the docs
  122. Visit to the Docs #2
  123. burp
  124. Brave Ed
  125. First Day of Psychiatry Class
  126. How was I born?
  127. Snow bound
  128. Pet names
  129. three holy men and a bear
  130. Whats got..
  131. Frankfurt air traffic control
  132. Prozac coputer virus
  133. Gettin' Even
  134. Tool definitions
  135. Vegitarian Story
  136. A Poem
  137. Too Good To Not Pass On
  138. Darwin Bombed
  139. Aussie Computer Culcha
  140. The Princess
  141. Are you crazy ?
  142. Teacher and the whale
  143. Ten rules for Golf
  144. Anz
  145. Got done for drink driving
  146. Challenge!
  147. Another M.I.L. joke
  148. Heartfelt Funeral Service
  149. Paddy in a fight
  150. Now opening